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Signs you're an internet junkie & other fun stuff
- A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy--for a year!!!!!"
- You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
- You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
- You tell everyone that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!
- You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
- You moved the refrigerator beside your computer.
- You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
- Tech support calls YOU for help.
- You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
- You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
- You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
- You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
- You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
- You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
- You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
- You say......."Where did the time go??"
- You sit on ICQ for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
- You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
- You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
- You think faster than the computer.
- You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.
- Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
- You're on the phone and say BRB.
- Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
- Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".
- You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
- You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
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